The strangest places

Being an atheist is not for the weak. You are essentially a sane person in a crazy world…

However, from time to time you meet a like mind where you least expect it. The funny thing is that when you meet one, you know it.

This is not always the case, but there are ways that you can spot one… in no particular order.

 

 

  • Is usually more intelligent and logical.
  • Is usually more happy.
  • Is usually a higher income earner (perhaps because we dont give it away needlessly)
  • Is usually more lustful for life.
  • Is usually is more accepting of everyone else’s beliefs (believe it or not)
  • Is usually is more successful at what they do.
  • Is usually less stressed out.

It’s not such a bad life. If you haven’t kicket the habbit, you should.

Or you could be a sheep.

 

 

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6000 year old earth is stupidity at it’s finest

So, I was reading a news article from the Washington post today.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/researchers-south-african-fossils-show-modern-culture-may-have-emerged-30000-years-earlier/2012/07/30/gJQAcXEhKX_story.html

It states that modern culture may have emerged 30,000 years earlier than previously thought…

So according to the bible… the beads and poison tipped arrows that they have found predate the existence of the universe. So who made them if that is the case? Did god make them… or did something else?

If god made them… why did he need them? Was he hunting or defending himself against something? Does that mean there were things bigger than him out there before the he created the cosmos?

Then who created those things?

 

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No god in this particle

Those of you who think that god had anything to do with the Higgs Bosson particle have another thing coming.

The name “god” particle is just a silly nickname. Get over it and move on with your life.

God had nothing to do with it as he does not exist…

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The Lie Called Noah’s Ark

I went to the zoo today. There were quite a few animals. We mainly went to the African pavilion because you can see the most animals in the shortest amount of time. It was my son’s first time to the zoo… So it was going to be fun.

There were so many animals… It was amazing. You got to learn how much a male lion ate in a year.

That makes me wonder about the arc.¬†How would Noah have fed all of the animals… let alone stop them from eating each other. But what to feed them… You need to feed the meat eaters… other animals. So you are no longer going two by two…

And just how big was this Arc anyways. The Toronto zoo is 15 times the size of New York’s central park. And it holds a fraction of a fraction¬†of the animals that there are in the world…

It all adds up to nonsense if you ask me…

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Was the virgin Mary an adulterer?

It’s an honest question. Ask yourself this… What seams more likely…

1: Mary was impregnated by the creator of all things in and including the cosmos so that her son could lead a hard life only to be tortured and murdered by his chosen people?

2: Mary loved another and cheated on her husband. She got pregnant and lied to her husband and said that she was impregnated by god in order to protect herself.

I think reason # 2 seems like a legitimate answer.

Have you ever wondered why she was a virgin in the first place? Wouldn’t they have had sex after they were married?

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No Mermaids!

So the United States government have concluded that there are no mermaids in existence.

That’s good news… because I could not figure that out for myself.

Now… If they can only come to the same conclusion for that god of theirs…

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Atheists Vs Rapists

So the Chicago Sun Times posted an article online on June 29th and mentioned that the average American ranks atheists around the same level as rapists in terms of trustworthiness…

I have to say that I am not at all surprised. America is fanatical about its dogma after all…

However, the fastest growing religious group in America are those who list themselves under the “none” category.

There is some hope for them just yet it seems…

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How Many jesuses Are There?

If you look online you can find person after person who claims that they are jesus reborn. They are all making a quick buck off of people’s faith.

The serious question is… What if one of them is right? I am sure that if the first Jesus did exist… Who took him seriously at the time. Most people didn’t. If they did, he would not have been nailed to a piece of wood.

So, one of these new guys is the real Jesus… How serious do you take his claim?

To be honest… the odds are stacked against you.

It’s a good thing that they are all fake… Including the first Jesus.

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You should go to hell

I would look forward to it actually. If you think about it, that is where the fun happens.

Would you want to spend the rest of your life on your knees praying to someone for eternity?

I would rather spend my life at a BBQ… with all of the fun people.

Too bad that neither exists. So go ahead and tell me to go to hell.

It does not bother me in the slightest.

In fact, go fuck yourself instead.

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Jesus is a False Idol!

jesus wants you to fuck off
jesus hates you

What does Jesus look like? Does anyone really know? I know that North American popular culture depicts him as a caucasian man with long brown hair and a beard. However, if he was from the middle east, he would have a middle east appearance of tan skin, possible black ( or very dark brown) hair, a larger nose, and slight almond eyes.

So where do the North American images come from? Easy. Man created god in his image.

In fact, since we are creating these images out of nothing we are breaking the first commandment by creating false idols.

The christian god also forbid his people from depicting a god in any form.

You shall make no graven image or any likeness of anything in heaven or earth, nor bow down to any such thing.”

Does this statement also hold true for graphical representations of jesus?

perhaps this is why the muslims do not make pictures of their prophet as they know such images to be in fact a sin.

Christianity has so many contradictions it is surprising.

If you ask me, it’s all bullshit.

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